Your name is JOAN EGBERT, and this is your blog! You have many INTERESTS, including MAGIC TRICKS and PRANKS, ACTION and FANTASY MOVIES of DUBIOUS QUALITY, PARANORMAL LORE, and the occasional GAME. You are an only child to a single parent, a loving MOM who respects and is proud of you even if she’s actively trying to SMOTHER YOU WITH CAKES and PIPE SMOKE. You have three best friends whom you’ve never actually met, but would trust with your LIFE. Not that that’s going to be a thing anytime soon!
On the whole, things are pretty good. Now, if only people online would stop getting you confused with someone named JOHN.
((This is an RP blog for the genderswap of John Egbert from MSPA webcomic Homestuck! Feel free to ask any potential questions for this young prankstress!))