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mcsiggy:

Happy Valentines Day.

So like it’s the cliché where the girl makes chocolate for her crush but when she goes to give the finished chocolates to him, she finds him with another girl or a group of girls and they give him chocolates and she’s sad and yeah.

Sorry this is so lazy. u_u 

shoujostuck u guys.

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altrutix:

thismissatomicbomb:

I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.

You have to at least ship their friendship.

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#iwannasayoirails

relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

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aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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davekatheadcanons:

"When Dave first heard Karkat purr in his sleep, he thought Vodka Mutini had managed to sneak into his bed."

Suggested by peonymoonflower

Art Credit: yummytomatoes

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jamesjmcghie:

Woooo!

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#ref #reference

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

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#OH MY GOD

i need bara karkat and really short and lanky john egbert cuddles ;u;

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#johnkat #joan stuf nobody cares #karkat vantas #john egbert #karkat

orangelemonart:

important thing i learned today:

Reverse Cowgirl Position is also called “Crab Sex”

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